We're doing our best.
I'm going to try something new.
(Author) It's called a spell check.
going to put people's thoughts between ( ).
Between parenthesis? Aren't details to explain things go in the- oh
much easier to do that than "bla bla bla" she thought.
Which was pretty much exactly what she was thinking.
and for the record, I don't own Lord of the Rings.
Legolas: (defiant) You do not!
Aragorn: (chuckles) Shows how much you know.
I don't think Nemiel's name means anything. I just made it up off
the top of my head.
himself) Geez, lay of the Harry Potter, AW; I read that as
woke up to birds singing, and golden rays of sunshine pouring
through her room.
sitting up, she realized she was surrounded by arrows from
where Legolas had had too much wine and thought he'd have target
Hey, I'll have you know, that I am still a good shot while
intoxicated. Had to learn to be; can't let your guard down /ever/ now.
a knock came to her door,
(Stacie) Just five more minutes, mom.
was reluctant to
get out of the soft, huge four poster bed. It was like sleeping on
she was damp and falling through the sky because clouds
That is the kind of "girl falling into Middle-earth" stories
that I like.
sighed and sat up.
in." She moaned. A smiling young looking elf entered her room.
apposed to those old looking elves, eh?
morning!" She chimed. "I trust you slept well.
(elf) 'Cause it's time to die!
name is Nemiel,
I am here to help and guide you.
(Nemiel) And kill you.
however, we must get you into
that mean I have to wear a dress?!"
(sarcastically) Oh, Heaven forbid....
AW: (hoarsely) The horror.... the horror....
am sure it is different in your world, but here it is only proper
for young ladies to wear modest clothing.
(Nemiel) But to get the men to go wild, just show a little ankle
and watch them fly!
dresses fit that
if I'm not a proper young lady?"
(sarcasum) You mean, she's not?!
laughed lightly."Then we
shall have to turn you into one, shan't we? Up, up!" She 'assissted'
Stacie out of bed.
And assissted in this case means she prodded Stacie with a
Aragorn: "Shan't"? "Shan't"? (starts twitching)
walked over to what apparently was a wardrobe
and leafed through dresses until she found one that suited the young
maiden well. It was a long sleeved green and silver dress.
liked the purple one.
perfer the blue one.
Silver doesn't suit Stacie. How about black? Blood stains
don't show up too much on black...
one shall do. I will lay it right here and go fetch some hot
(Nemiel, sinister) We're having you for dinner!
for you bath of course!
(Nemiel) You stink!
tub is behind the partition over
(of course they don't have pipes...oh, well)
except the bagpipes.
right here. I shall be a few minutes." Nemiel gracefully left the
room, gently but swiftly closing the door behind her.
And locked it.
minute after she left the room when a knock came to the door.
back already?!" The door slowly opened and a head peeped
through the door. Stacie laughed as two hobbits made their way into her
Wouldn't the Hobbits have something better to do that stare at a
Sue? They see enough of them as it is!
wish to lay your eyes on the beautiful girl again, hmm?" She knew
perfectly well her hair was a mess, and her eyes were still heavy from
(hobbit, pointing) Demon
time, the hobbits laughed along with her.
Just to humour her.
thought we'd keep you company." The one clad in the colors on
learned this fact through a Vulcan mindmeld.
I should introduce myself. I'm Stacie Emeril."
(Stacie) But you can call me Sue.
Drew: What kind of last name is that?
AW: It's a Sue last name, that's what.
Brandybuck at your service."
Peregrin Took at your service."
(Merry) PPC Agents in training.
I prefer Merry."
(Pippin) But only by friends, mind you.
Merry and Pippin, if you two are as mischievous as I,
(Merry) No, actually we've grown up quite a bit.
(Pippin) You're on your own on this one.
just get along." All three jumped when the door flew open.
opener) Boogidie! Boogidie! Just kidding! Booooooooogidie!
you two! It's time for the girl to prepare herself for the day.
(speaker) Just look at her! She's a disgrace! This will take
serveral hours at least!
must be getting along." Nemiel said lightheartedly to the two
hobbits. Both looked rather glum at having to leave.
(Merry, whining) But we wanna
gawk at the Sue, Namiel!
you have time to have tea with us?" Merry asked. Stacie grinned.
(Pippin) We swear on our honour not to put rat poison in our tea.
hope. I don't know what they have planned for me today, but I'll
try." Merry and Pippin smiled and left.
(Merry) Right, part one of the plan is set.
(Pippin) Now, if we can get her to swallow the ant poison in
the cookies while we're at it...
down the hall, Merry turned to his friend with a worried
expression on his face.
(Merry) You think she bought it?
don't know, Pip. She doesn't seem all that bad to me."
know what you mean. I don't think she's evil."
Whatever happened to 'the enemy would seem more fair than foul'
to gain trust?
hope she's truly not."
(Pippin) If she is, we're all screwed.
walked into Stacie's room with other elves, carrying buckets of
steaming hot water. They walked over to
Stacie and proptly threw them at her.
(Stacie, wailing) I'm melting!
I'm melting! Ooooohhhhh!
tub and poured it in.
Nemiel added rose petals to the water.
is just to add a nice
scent to the bath water."
Heard of scented oils? We have them too...
How much you want to bet that the petals just sink to the bottom?
explained when Stacie gave her a confused
look. "The soap is right by the tub,
(Nemiel) Soap! Of course!
That would add scent to the water too! How silly of me to forget!
with a towel to dry off
(Nemiel) And a knife to stab your-
you are done, please wear the dress I have layed out for
(Nemiel) Hope you like puce!
you. I'm really starting to feel gross, so a bath is just what I
need right now." She laughed.
(Stacie) I'm dirty and it's funny! Ha ha haaa!
an hour, you will be escorted to the banquet hall for breakfast."
With that, Nemiel and the ladies left.
(Nemiel, hoarse whisper to the other
elves) Go go go!
waited until she heard the door close and then slipped out of
(Stacie) Whooops! >thud<
slowly reclined into the nice, warm water. (No more
show and having to be nice...Stacie the assassin may be herself...for
half an hour)
AW: (confused) I didn't get that.... oh
wait... those are her thoughts... Riiiiiiiiiight.
I can't figure out is, the previous chapters had slight author details
in the parenthases and now she's using the same method for marking
thought... ... ...ow!
AW: Way to
confuse your readers. Kudos, girl! Kudos.
groped the floor
Aragorn: (shocked) Stacie!
Legolas: (shruging) Hey, better the floor
the bar of soap Nemiel told her about, and
(Stacie) Ta DA!
(british accent) They have given us... a shoe!
No no... soap, dear.
she had it in her hand,
shoved it up her nose!
left hand searched the
floor for her jeans. Upon finding it, she pulled out a switch blade she
kept in her pocket. She grinned maliciously at the two.
Then proptly stabbed herself.
it! We know you want her dead.
call you Jordan, the stupid detective who wanted me put to death
because he was so freakin close on my trail!"
(Stacie) As I ignore the fact that I was breaking the law and killing
people that had families and were aiming for a good pention...
squeezed the bar of
soap in her right hand, and the knife in her left.
what do you do with a drunkin sailor," She began singing,
slicing a layer of soap off at each word, "what do you do with a
drunkin sailor, what do you do with a drunkin sailor-early in the
Cut up their soap, apparently.
cut bigger chunks off at the end of the line.
She's slicing that soap pretty quickly if you ask me. That's a fast
AW: We can
only hope she slices off a finger or two in the process...
up with capn's daughter, lock 'im on up with the capn's daughter,
AW: Or a
Sue... that would sober him up right quick.
'im on up with the capn's daughter-EARLY IN THE MORNING!!!"
And nine months later....
(daughter) I give ya back yur change!
laughed when she realized she cut all the soap into little bits and
Elrond later had her tied up and burned at the stake for lunacy.
(british accent) She turned me into a newt!
so brave now, hmm? Detective?!"
Stacie, honey... it's a bar of soap!
sighed and relaxed,
sliding back into the tub.
Nemiel comes in. (Nemiel) What have you done with the soap?!
(Nemiel) Lucky you, mortal, you get to help make the next batch! And
it's elven soap, so it takes twenty years
memories of how she took care of the
fool came running through her mind...
AW: (high pitched singing) Let's do the
Time Warp agaaaaaaaaaaaain...!
tiptoed through the apartment, clad all in black.
(japanese accent) Like moving shadows, we sneak up and steal your
crappy and obslete computah.
black sweater, mask, tennis shoes, and gloves.
AW: (sarcastically) Oh, so that's what "dressed
all in black" means. Dude, that's deep.
pulled out a pair of
her friend's seven year old sister's, Sarah, underwear.
Should we be disturbed at this point?
opened each of the drawers, until she found one filled with socks and
underwear and such.
AW: And I
will not inquire any further of what the "such" indicates.
cautious not to move anything out of place,
Drew: (snorts) Like someone could tell
that their sock drawer's been messed with. (Jordan) Wait a gosh darn
second here... my mass of socks and underwear has been ever so slightly
disturbed! Call the police!
slipped the underwear beneath everything.
How does one not move anything out of place, but place something
(Stacie) Now I will bend spoons with my very mind!
she took out tons of pictures of Sarah. Sarah riding her bike,
Sarah at school, Sarah playing with her friends.
I see where this is going and am now getting properly disturbed....
were taken while
inside of a car or far away. She placed them inside the
bathroom-underneath the sink, carefully hidden so his majesty wouldn't
notice them at first.
hide them so he can't find them and know anything about the accusations
he is about to face...
she went to his computer. Thankfully it was on.
blast it all, it required a password she didn't have.
then pulled a
disk out of her bag. She'd been careful not to put any finger prints on
thought she was wearing gloves...
slipped it into the hard drive
(Both AW and Drew nearly fall out of their
Sue! You can't insert a disk into the hard drive! Try the floppy drive,
'cause it has this handly little slot for your disk!
(Drew tries to breathe)
navigated her way to word
pad. She went to different documents, printing each one.
I'm getting lost here. What's going on?
corporation had somehow managed to get a copy of Jordan's finger
prints, into little pads she could slip onto her fingers.
not get all the finger prints onto a latex glove or something...
'Cause that would make sense. Plus, I think she just ruined the hard
Legolas: (to himself) Smile and nod.... smile
her gloves and slipped them onto her fingertips.
(Stacie) One for Peter Pointer, one for Middle Man....
she touched all
over the papers she just printed. After that, Stacie neatly folded each
she got careless and got her palm print on the paper, therefore
alerting the authorities to fraud.
slid them beneath his computer and removed the pads on her
fingers. After making sure she didn't leave any evidence behind, she
put her gloves back on and made her back out the window and down the
Then fell 40 stories down. Her funeral will be held at-
completed." She muttered to herself, grinning evilly. "He
shouldn't be stalking little children." She smirked.
afternoon, arrangements were to be made to have things look like
the detective would be attempting to rape the poor little girl. The
police would get a search warrant, and guess what they would find?
Jordan was stalking Sarah. That would get him off of
it points to him, but truely there is no hard DNA evidence.
that's exactly what happened. His prints were all over the
pictures, letters, and underwear.
AW: (more insistant) D.N.A. evidence!
to say, the girl's parents
filed complaints and made sure the evil man went to jail.
let's forget all about the court system and all. Let's ingore-
watch too many court shows. Shut up.
what his jailmates did to him. Not even a murderer will put up with a
AW: (deep voice) I'll see you in the
Drew: (cheerily) Don't drop the soap,
bolted straight as someone pounded on her door.
Aragorn: (muffled) What is taking so long?
You have been in there for over an hour! Are you a prune yet?!
what?!" She screamed when the door flew open. Whoever it was
couldn't see her because of the partition, but she slid further into
the tub to be on the safe side.
Lower, Sue. Lower. Submurge your head.
I'm so sorry, miss! I thought you'd be...well..."
(whoever) Dressed by now. You take too long.
alright, Merry." She laughed and shook her head at her own
As we all are.
frightened because of one silly little hobbit! "And my
name is Stacie, not miss.
(Merry) Sorry, Miss.
be ready to join everyone in half an
hour." She murmured beneath the bath water.
breakfast is in five minutes!" He exclaimed.
(Merry) If I were kidding, I'd say that I peed in your bath water
before they came in. *snort* Kidding. Right.
She screamed in frustration at his answer.
I'll be out in a few, you can go now."
(Merry, muttering) I'll
dismiss you... right up your...
right! Sorry." He blushed as he left the room sheepishly. After
hearing the door shut, she lept out of the tub
your toes, Sue.
grabbed the towel.
Mere moments later, she was running down the hall wearing only that.
took thirty seconds to dry herself, and then grabbed the clothes
Nemiel wanted her to wear.
Five minutes later, she had still failed to get into the dress because
she had not dried herself properly.
managed to get the dress on in two
minutes. She towel dryed her hair and brushed it with a brush she found
on the dresser in her room. She shrugged at her reflection. "It'll do."
(Stacie) That'll give me enough reason for them to kill me...
A/N: Well, some
will be excited and others annoyed.
Drew: You mean
AW: .. Same
chapter(and maybe more) features Ioreth for a little while! For those
who don't know Ioreth,
makes a wonderful lamb stew.
she's in The
Return of the King. I thought she was annoying character, but hey!
AW: (author) I'm
annoying, too! We get along real well.
Why not have
her play the part she's used to as the gossiping woman from Gondor?
Mind the cows, Richard!
Minding the cows, dear.
don't own her. Just Stacie Emeril!
And I also have this great toe fungus... but, you... didn't need to...
Hope you all
enjoy this chapter.
great to carry
Drew: Wow, it's
like she knows us.
seemed to be against the young woman, but there was something about her
that made Legolas like her.
mortal.. as in, she will die.
He knew she
couldn't be much good, but he didn't care.
Aragorn: Dead is
She was like
a hobbit up to no good...
fat... face full of mushrooms...
He knocked on
her door. It wasn't long before she opened it.
Aragorn: She was
up to no good.
"I see you've
finally decided to change your attire?" He asked.
Naw, just my clothes.
She raised a
"Ugh! Do I
really have to be escorted by you?!"
I'll take door number three, Bob.
AW: (Stacie) Or
Nothing at all." She grinned. He laughed and offered her his arm.
be needing this anymore.
walked down to the breakfast-one of the hobbits' favorite meals.
Drew: And second
breakfast, and elevenses..
AW: And brunch
and lunch and..
thank you. Have some more cheese.
AW: Ph33r 7h3
3vil h4ppy ph4c3.
Drew: (Smacks AW) Don't /do/ that!
(a/n: I like
hobbits in case ya can't tell.)
AW: And in other
news, Godzilla and King Kong have reconciled their differences and are
looking into time-sharing. Back to you, Jim.
made it! That's amazing! I've never seen a girl get ready so quickly in
my life!" Pippin exclaimed in wonder.
(Merry) What about when you asked Pansy Bolger to marry you when
you were twelve? Was she /ever/ ready!
him on the head when no one was looking.
"OW! What was
that for?!" He exclaimed.
Drew: It's a
pre-school game. Go with it.
sighed. "For speaking without thinking."
(Stacie) That's my job.
Pippin gave Merry a questioning look.
Thanks! Is it my turn with the look?
Drew: (Merry) If
(gleefully) She's going to die!
funny?" Stacie glared at him.
mean I'm limited to just one
Nothing at all!"
We know something you don't know.
glare became more venomus.
thing looks can kill and all.
look like a snake!" Merry said in awe.
AW: (singing) She's a cold-hearted
snake, look into her eyes.
Wow! You look like a snake!
you like to hear it again?
"You do! I
mean, you got ebony hair and green eyes. Doesn't she looked like a
snake, Pip?" Pippin gasped.
cause as we all know, snakes have black hair.
"My word! She
(Stacie, preening) And if
that impresses you, I can smell with my tongue.
"I can please
just sit down and eat?" She pleaded to Legolas.
course! Try the arsenic-laced donuts.
a laugh and lead her to a table. Being the gentleman that he is, he
pulled her seat out for her.
AW: Hoping she
wouldn't notice the woopie cushion.
that once she sat, everything began to become silent.
AW: (Stacie) It
She gave a
nervous laugh as everyone began to look at her.
Stacie the a-"
herself in her tracks.
AW: Got cat?
you...?" Her voice trailed off.
try the donuts.
Pippin chimed in. Everyone else followed suit and gave her a warm
AW: (Legolas, tosses her chair into the firepit)
You're in the Hot Seat now!
one went back to their chatter.
"So I 'ear
that the girl's plain evil!"
Sue's reputation preceeds her.
woman named Ioreth gossiped to her cousin.
So I says to Ma, "Ma, he ain't gonna be flippin burgers forever!
And I loves him, I do."
evil! Even the elve's feel it!
AW: (singing) I'm pickin' up good
nice, have some cheese.
From another world!
Drew: I love
that show! Has Nancy McGowan come out of the coma yet?
ain't normal, I tell you! Ain't normal at all."
Richard Simmons and Pippy Longstocking! What would de children
nodded in agreement. An elf close by cringed at her bad grammar.
those in the audience wept at the bad plot.
to his kinsman in Sindarin, "Did the Men of Gondor not wish to have
their wives properly trained in their language?"
that way, we don't notice when they nag. ^_^
Legolas: (thoughtful) Now there's an idea!
we're on the subject of the young maiden..."
AW: (Elf) I've
heard she's entirely bald.
nearly everyone that was breaking their fast was on the subject of
well, Stacie the
maiden from another world.
Drew: Tune in
tomorrow to see Stacie reunited with her long-lost evil twin's lover.
walking back to her room when a pain shot through her chest.
(smugly) No. I never miss.
and fell to her knees, clutching the wall.
Legolas: (under his breath) Die, die, die!
She bit her
lip in attempt to stop the tears and screams of agony that were about
escape her mouth.
Crusher haunts my dreams!
Drew: You mean,
besides the obvious?
raced through her mind.
Drew: And it's
incoherency tied neck and neck with inanity. Tough race folks.
of people having chest pains that were having heartattacks, but she was
too young to have them.
(Stacie) Yeah, young people don't die.
how long she kneeled there, but she exhaled in relief when the pain
left her. She slowly stood up.
realization that the pain had left some sort of scar inside of her.
I'm internally ugly now!
It was like
pain was gone, but left behind a bitter aftertaste that wouldn't go
stew will do that.
She shook the
thought away and continued her way down the hall.
singing) I'm... off to see the
Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of White.
She smiled as
Gandalf started walking towards her from the opposite direction.
something about him that made her feel calm inside.
Gandalf, the Walking Valium.
would be alright...just the way her grandfather was.
After the meds kicked in.
There you are." A frown came over his face.
(Gandalf) Have you been into the prune juice again?
AW: (stacie) Of
course I am. Why would you think anything's the matter? I'm perfectly
fine. Lalala. Heh. Heh.... Are you gone yet?
"Your face is
quite pale and-what happened to your lip?"
And the rest of your face, come to think of it.
was filled concern. Stacie's hand meanwhile flew up to her lips. She
gasped when she felt a warm liquid.
(Stacie) My face is melting!
out a nervous laugh.
(Stacie) Wow, is my face red.
"I guess I
accidentally bit it. I do it all the time..." She licked the blood off
Come kiss Cousin Peachy-pooh.
counsel and I would like for you to have a chat with us this
afternoon." He lowered his voice.
(Gandalf) We plan to kill you... Try to act surprised.
there are some who...well, fear you may be dangerous."
cried out in surprise.
Why?! It's not like I claim I'm an assass- oh, right.
you certainly can scream when you want.
won't scream when /we've/ finished with her.
Try hard to
prove them wrong. Please try to come to the library at precisely noon.
Let's synchronize our sundials, shall we?
not to get into trouble."
(Stacie) So.... no killing till after
"And you may want to go to the Healing House. I fear you may have a
Check your firewall and update your Norton.
He gave her
more worried look before continuing on his way.
She walked a
little further before entering her room. She was beyond crying at the
that makes five of us.
making its way into her.
emotion with a baby, coming through.
the huge window in her room, staring lifelessly out into the horizon.
(Stacie) Oh, good, it's still there.
AW: The fat lady
they'll find out the truth about me and...execution."
The last word
barely came out.
I have no life.
want a person with my background around."
AW: Cause no one
in Middle-Earth has ever killed anything....
She sat on
bed and put her head into hands.
Drew: You know,
duct tape will keep that head on nicely.
Her hand drifted
to the switchblade she had hidden beneath her matchress.
Matchress... is that anything like a Sealee/Symmons?
She pulled it
and gave it a hard look. "Why not?" She murmured.
She held in
stabbing position towards herself, both hands on the handle.
(leaning forward in his seat)
Is this a dagger I see before me?
She took a
breath and braced herself, closed her eyes and-
(eagerly) And? AND?
And did it heeeeer waaaay... (glances
around) I know, I know... Have
more cheese, AW. (holds his hand out)
chunk of cheese) No more singing. You'll be having
A/N: I know
all hate me for leaving it at a cliffhanger!
that is forgiven.
AW: We'll hate
you if you continue.
plan on updating just after this. =)
Aragorn: I do
not respond well to threats.
A/N: Told ya
Legolas: We were
hoping it was an empty promise.
Actually, I was going for 'writer's block'.
I have to
out my ideas before they grow cold. Well, I'm gonna try to lighten the
mood a little in later chapters.
AW: (throws his
hands up) Hugbees!
Legolas: Here we
AW: We were
enjoying it, thank you.
Stacie's room as a warning feeling swept over him.
Danger Will Robinson.
jumped, and something fell from her hands.
Drew & AW:
Sheesh. What is it with you people and not knocking before coming in?"
I thought you were dead already.
"What was in
Drew and AW:
(Stacie) My head.
spilled down her cheeks as the elf rushed over to her bedside to find
If she'd had
wits about her, she'd tried to have concealed it.
Drew: ..A little
blush and voilà!
But it was
late. Legolas picked it up and gave a look filled with pity.
(scornfully) You call this a knife?
He asked softly.
hopefully) A spoon?
Her head fell to it's now usual spot in her hands.
Drew: I see
you've never played 'knifey-spoony' before.
had no intentions of killing yourself."
(Stacie) I have no intention of killing yourself.
are none of you business! I know what my fate is. Why not get it over
his head and sat down beside her.
AW: (Stacie) No,
but I am Dopey on occassion.
to find out what makes me happy." She said in a barely audible
make me sick no matter what.
is just outside. Maybe you and she should have counsel."
We have a lovely non-smoking counsel shop just around the corner.
Counsel keeps me up all night.
any more." She mumbled. "The cookie has officially crumbled." She moved
her hands in a wide gesture.
you eating in bed again?
"Life has no
more meaning." She fell backwards onto her bed.
"It does." He
(Stacie) Does not! Just let me die!
Don't you get it? I am evil!
AW: I want One.
Meellion. Dollars! (pinky thing)
listening to the others? I'm your basic poison.
have an arrow to my head if you knew my background."
You're preaching to the choir.
don't know your background yet I shall not be shooting you anytime
me to set you ablaze and push you off the Citadel.
talk to Eowyn. She's been wanting to talk to you since she heard of
course, with Eowyn, a talk usually degenerates into a sword fight.
"I'll be the
death of everyone." She muttered as she followed him out the door.
everyone will be the death of you. Whichever comes first.
Legolas: Personally, I'd prefer-
AW: Yes, we all know what you would prefer...
take it anymore
You too? Well, at least we're in agreement on something.
I'm such a drama queen. Thank you all reviewing! I really
appreciate it. Don't worry, I plan on making this a long fic.
We do not handle threats well.
like to make it like at least 15 or 20 chapters long.
(hopefully) Short chapters?
we shall see how things go.
Down the crapper?
Too late for that.
think I got inspiration for a future chapter from a certain song.
ARUGH! Song fic!!!
called "Earl" by Dixie Chicks. It's really funny, "cuz Earl had to
Yeah, the song is funny, but not much else.
think I'll have a song fic type of chapter like that. Let me know
what you think about that one.
Done and done.
what're you doing still listening to me?! Read on!
(Igor) Yeth Mathster. Right away.
lead Stacie to an ancient tree,
(hopefully) The Whomping Willow?
beneath sat a fairy lady.
Glinda, the good witch of the North?
she looked at her, Stacie saw wisdom and days of trial in her
Usually, people see just light reflections, but do go on.
before anything could be said, Legolas spun around and was gone in
Leaving a me-shaped cloud behind.
sit here with me." She followed her instruction and sat down
beneath the tree.
Excuse me, has anyone seen a modifier anywhere?
a long time there was silence. But it was peaceful, not akward.
Eowyn broke the silence.
You break it, you bought it.
me about your world, and what it was that you did there, please."
(Eowyn) But leave out the boring parts, I've had a long day.
dunno. There are just alot of wars, angry people. For me there's
never a moment's rest."
(sarcastically) Wow. I'm so impressed by that description; that
could be any world!
job is very demanding of me."
(Stacie) The customers at Tim Horton's want their coffee and they
want it now!
I see." The two women sat there, continuing in the conversation.
(Stacie) And then I made a medium when he had actually ordered a
large. The next guy was
even more annoying...
was careful to stay away from the subject of what type of work
she did, and thankfully Eowyn never asked. It was probably an hour or
two later when Eowyn rose from where she sat,
(Eowyn) You bore me. Leave my presence.
for Stacie to
is almost time for you to meet with the Council (a/n: please
forgive for mispelling that in earlier chapters!).
if ever you need
a friend or someone to speak with, pleaes come to me.
(Eowyn) I could use a good laugh.
staying in Gondor a little while longer before returning to my home in
you." So then the two continued to walk down to the library.
(Eowyn) Shall we prance?
Stacie entered the library, she recognized everyone from the
Fellowship there(a/n: except Boromir of course),
He was wearing a disguise.
well as many
others. Gandalf rose and led her to a seat.
The electric chair?
she sat down, she saw
Legolas, but he wouldn't look at her.
Just the sight of her would turn my stomach, naturally.
sighed. Of course he wouldn't
look at her.
She had a huge, ugly zit.
not like I actually would have gone through with it!
Much to the audience's dismay.
if he wants to ignore me then I shall do just the same to him.)
(Stacie, whiney) I know you
are, but what am I?
all during the whole entire time of the meeting she never once
looked at the Elf.
(Stacie) That will teach him!
after she entered, the door was closed and everything became
The walls, the books, the tables, even the floor.
dear lady, I believe we could help out your situation more if
perhaps we knew a little about your life from where you lived." Gandalf
asked. (I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.) Galariel raised a
(Galadriel) Get her, my minions!
Didn't mean it!)
(Galadriel) ....And her little dog too!
cleared her throat.
you mean like family history and stuff like that?"
(Stacie) Well, my Great, Great, Great Uncle Stantlin built the
May Flower, and-
of any odd things that have happened to you, any special or
Yes, she did survive a collision
with the bulkhead.
my mom died while she giving birth to me.
Do people still do that, even in our time?
It's time to play Sue's Clues!
I never knew her.
(Stacie) I named my invisible friend after her.
dad was a workaholic, someone obsessed with their work. So he was
(Stacie) He moved into his office when I was six.
was always a babysitter around , though.""And what
was her name?"
(Stacie) She's my hero!
was always there for me, more like a sister than
(Stacie) And a little like a brother.
my dad was murdered when I was only sixteen."
What's that? You see a Sue Clue?
am sorry to hear that."
(Stacie, darkly) I murdered him!
okay. Well, Jennifer then took me under her wing.
I've heard of Big Bird babysitting kids, but not like this...
a place on my own when I was eighteen. Her guidance was very helpful.
After my dad died, she helped me find a way to survive."
(Stacie) I can now kill a bear with my bare hands!
what way was that?" Elrond asked. She shrugged. She couldn't
possibly tell them the truth.
(Galadriel) I know I can read your thoughts, girl... meow meow
tricks of the trade. Basic ways to get over emotional obsticles."
(Stacie) I used to trip over them before.
do you mean by tricks of the trade? What trade do you speak of?"
Stacie started to fidget. "Please, we mean you no harm. We just want to
help you find your way home." Aragorn spoke softly.
(darkly) A home... of murder!
like what I said. The basic ways to survive when someone
important in you life leaves you. That's what I meant."
(darkly) Leaves you with a
case of murder!
her pulse speed up. (I can't take anymore of this!)
(Stacie) My head is going to explode!
you fear we will found a secret in which you keep?)
I fear the changes in tenses within that one statement.
straightened as she heard a voice inside of her head that was not her
Riiiiiiiiight. The mind reading one. Forgot about her!
was speaking to her. (No, I don't. We're just on a
subject which I haven't over in a long time.)
"Haven't over in a long time"? Wudda-budda?
(Stacie) Well, since yesterday, anyway.
Wow, time sure flies when you're killing people.
have just told us it
was okay. It must be something else, which you do not wish to share.
You afraid something bad will happen if you say it.) (No! I don't.
Please...stop. I can't take anymore of this.) She pleaded to Galadriel.
(Galadriel, fingers in ears)
La la la! I'm not listening!
you okay?" Pippin, who sat next to her, whispered. "You're
(Pippin) Can I have what you're having?
looked down at her hands.
She had two of them!
were trembling almost
Cut down on the caffine, honey.
was she like this?
never lost her composure so badly
She kept it on a chain and everything!
had always managed to remain calm when interrogated by
authorities, so why not now?
It's in the script.
feel sick." She said in a barely
Bathroom's down the hall.
happened to the man that murdered your father?" Gimli asked
(Stacie, darkly) I killed him
tried to keep her body from shaking.
In doing so, she started to shake the table.
wouldn't stop flashing through her mind as she thought back to that
(Stacie) That's what I get for investing in Microsoft Power Point.
hit her mind hard.
(hopefully) Harder than a bulkhead?
opened her mouth to
speak, but the words wouldn't come.
I had cut out her tongue! (cackles)
room wouldn't stop spinning,
(singing) You spin me right
round, baby. Right round, like a record.... (holds his hand out for cheese)
(Drew places a bowl of grapes. AW looks
That's to counteract the cheese.
it seemed like the lights were being dimmed, slowly.
(mystically) ...go towards the
(Stacie) Catch me, Legolas!
Legolas: Stop that!
before she knew what was happening she was on the ground,
I've got her legs. Now where are we taking her?
Well, didya like it?
Stop asking - we've already told you.
I'm gonna make a deal. I know some
authors have done this before, and I think it's a good idea.
(author) I'm going to claim I've got writer's block and start a new fic
that I like better.
FIVE reviews before I continue onto the next chapter! Actually, I'll go
ahead and write it, I just won't post it until I get five reviews.
(author) So nyah!
start writing your opinions! Heehee. =)
AW: I'm tired of
being redundant. Let's just go to the next chapter, because we all know
she wrote more.