in the window
How much is that Elf in the window? The one with the forlorn face?
I decided it was best I do this every once in a while. I
don't own LOTR. I just like to daydream about the
characters...especially a certain blonde haired elf.
(bitterly) And of course, it
couldn't ever be my father, oh no.
So, into the hottub?
I love you all so much! You're all so sweet.
(author) Your cheques are in the mail.
for the reviews.
(author) And me holding the fic for ransom had nothing to do
weekend's over. Just wait til Thanksgiving vacation!
(author) I'll be high on deep fried turkey fumes then!
be so bored that I'll be writin' like crazy.
You're already writing like crazy.
anyone watch Alias?
I used to.
is NOT suppose to have a girlfriend!
and Sydney are supposed to be in love!!!
And this relates to Tolkien's books.... how?
(author) They never listen to me. They should know well enough to
read my mind!
I get carried over such things...and a new episode won't be for
another two weeks!
And ReBoot is forever stuck with a horrible cliffhanger at the end
of Season 4. Suck it up.
Does it show?
oh well. Enjoy the story!
you can do it without me, eh? I'd like to see you try. Hope you
enjoy seeing yourself die!"
Is it just me, or is she trying to make this rhyme and seem like
The world may never know.
voice broke out into a laughter that slowly faded away.
How are you going to see me try if you don't stick around?!
sighed. It broke her heart to see Legolas cry over her like
Which caused a stroke and left her a mindless vegetable for
the rest of her natural life.
couldn't stand being able to see him like that, and not reach out
to comfort him.
I'm fine. Carry on.
love you so much."
(Stacie) I knew it the moment you poked me in the back with
your bow and arrow...
a second she was surprised at her own words, but it was true. She
felt more than just infatuated with him.
Some would say, obsessed even.
Or deranged. I vote deranged.
were there for me, wish I could be there for you..."
How exactly was I there for her? When she tried to kill
herself? I thought she wanted to die.
whispered as a tear made its way down her cheek. Soon she was
drifting off to sleep, if sleep it was.
Due to finacial cutbacks, the light at the end of the tunnel has
been shut off.
smiled as she found herself standing in a beautiful forest.
Suddenly, she was trampled under the feet of many many orcs -
that randomly shows up in every fanfiction to kidnap the author's gem -
on their way to.... somewhere.
danced down among the trees. The wonder smell of pine trees
permeated the air.
Well, I wonder fic.
breathed in deep.
The wonder smell filling her lungs with it's wonder goodness.
was bubbling inside of her.
Or gas. I bet it was just gas.
thought she couldn't be more content when she saw and heard a white
stallion ride through the trees. A smile broke across her face.
And all the king's horseman and all the king's men, couldn't put
her face back together again.
m'lady!" The rider called out to her as he neared. She laughed.
But he couldn't stop the steed and she was crushed under the weight
of the horse.
And all was right in the world.
hello to you, good sir." The horse pulled up to a stop next to
her, and Legolas jumped off.
Using her to cushion his landing.
Mind the pointy rocks.
took Stacie's hand placed a gentle kiss upon it.
Was it a carmel Kiss (tm) or just the regular ones?
heart immediately lightened even more.
I think they have medication for that now.
oh..." She said playfully.
Warning! Warning! Random elvish sighting! Be on the lookout for
(scottish accent) Grab yer torches and pitchforks.
been told to always run away from boys with that look in their
eyes." She grinned wickedly.
(Legolas) I've been trying to get it out for a few days, but
it seems to be stuck.
I'm not a boy. I'm an Elf."
So we can't be both. Just one or the other?
... How do you seperate the two?!
you are." She whispered as he pulled her into a kiss.
(Legolas) *mush* Now you have
chocolate aaaaaaall over you.
They still didn't answer your question.
shot through her veins as their lips met.
Ouch. That must really hurt.
wrapped her arms around his neck,
Choaking me into blissful unconscienceness.
hands remained softly around her waste. His kiss was gentle and
Mmmmm... Milk chocolatey.
couldn't be said for many men in her world. But for now, her
attention was totally focused on him.
And it burned like an ant under a magifying glass.
lips parted for a few seconds for air.
take a collective gasp.)
you'll never leave me?" She asked.
Then they resumed sucking face.
It was too real to be a dream..." Would this torture never end?
Said the sue along with the readers.
sighed as she returned her attention to the Elf in the window.
I do hope that
Prince is for sale.
was so focused on him, that she didn't noticed the pink smoke that
drifted down besides her.
Rendering her unconscience.
that's so sweet!" She jumped when she saw the pink vapor. It
looked like the smoke that came out of a genie's bottle.
(to self) Resist Jenny in the bottle song... resist.
it had eyes and a mouth. Quite odd, really.
You and I have very different definitions of "odd"
I had a guy like that. Y'know, one that cried for me and all."
What are you talking about? Not even she has a guy like that.
or she by the sound of its voice, sighed deeply. "My! Where are my
manners? My name's Venessa. You're Stacie, right?"
Venessa, I dub thee "I Dream of Jeanie".
you leave him for? You two looked like you made a cute couple."
To be a couple, you need to at least court once.
Legolas? I didn't leave him! That stupid...thing took me away!
(Stacie) You know... with the things and the stuff... with the...
I can't get back." She answered miserably.
(Stacie) Pity me for I am Sue in a jam.
I'm sorry! Yeah, he can be mean like that. He thinks he can read a
(Jeanie) Silly boy, fics are for kicks!
sighed. "Hey! Maybe I can help!"
(Jeanie) I just wiggle my nose and... oh wait.. wrong show.
You wanna get back, right?"
(Jeanie) Just tap the heels of your shoes three times...
you gotta do is fall right back into place." Stacie gave her a
(Stacie) I don't really need this anymore.
sighed at the girl's ignorance.
(Jeanie, frustrated) Forget
it. You're on your own.
you haven't noticed, we're not on solid ground." She looked down
and was surprised to find that statement to be truthful.
(Stacie) Well, golly!
there really was just...darkness. "See, you're so used to standing
on it that you led your mind to believe you actually were.
(Jeanie) Stupid mortal.
you gotta do is fall over and act like you're fallin' off a cliff!
It's easy, really.
it! But before you do..."
(Jeanie) Do you know the difference between a parachute and a
like to say it was nice meeting you!"
(Jeanie) But I can't, because it wasn't.
chimed. "I myself would never wanna go back. My master spoils me
and treats me so nice!
Um... I'm not going to ask.
bye Stacie!" She laughed.
Venessa." She took a deep breath.
Her lungs filling with wonder?
envisioned in her mind she was on the edge of a cliff. She jumped
off. She screamed as she fell, and fell, and fell.
And fell, and fell, and fell, and f-
mind was racing, and her heart was jumping.
And her spleen was doing the triatholon.
this never end?
(fingers crossed) Oh please,
oh please let it not.
as she thought it wouldn't, she came to a thud.
felt like she'd been ran over by a truck,
Was it a Mack truck?
Really, how does one know what it's like to be hit by a truck
unless it really happens to them. It's only logic!
for who knows how many times it had happened to her since she came
to Middle Earth, she was once more, knocked unconscious.
How many times has she been unconscience or sleeping?
Not counting the times that we wished it?
With new uses of technology, we now have the means to keep track.
The number please?
the corner of the screen the
number 4 appears.)
I hope that number doesnt' get in teh way of me reading. I hate
those watermarks on tv stations.