AW: From the theatre. Yes,
Gimli: Stay put, elf.
Disclaimer: Do I have to say it? Really? Your heartless! Ok!!!
AW: No... wasn't that Andromielle?
I do NOT own Leggy or Aragorn! *pouts* I do own Bev and Alana!
Gimli: (author) So there! Nyah.
"Three more days of doing nothing! Why do lessons have to start a week after we come?!"
AW: It's called 'Orientation
Week'. The purpose is to become more familiar with the school grounds and
meet other students. Yes, I
am now positive that this author has never been to a university.
Alana was telling her
friends. They were all sitting in the general center the academy's
garden, watching everyone who passed "Why us? Why the first years?"
(AW hears something. He looks over at Brie.)
Bev was mumbling "You are so lucky Alana, dammit, you get to faint in the arms of Legolas!"
AW: Aahhh! That's my cheese, Brie! Don't eat my cheese!!
Ernedloriel said, shooting a glare at Alana "You think I like fainting in his arms and not remembering it?"
AW: Hands off! Bad mini-balrog!
(Brie hisses and snaps his whip at AW. The elf backs off.)
AW: Okay... okay... keep the cheese! (mutters) Mental note: Never borrow mini-balrogs that like cheese.
(Legolas and Gimli chuckle to themselves.)
Alana asked "Well... Thats not the point!"
Legolas: (Ernedloriel) I'm talking about the one on top of your head.
Ernedloriel said looking back at the passing people, most of them were teachers "Hey!"
Gimli: So, that's what? One
Elf Lord, one Dark Lord, two Humans, one Elf Prince, two mini-balrogs and
some students? So, what?
Eight people passed them?
Bev hissed "Look!" she pointed at a teacher "Oi, it's Strider!" "Aragorn" "Whatever,
Legolas: I'm starting to sense a pattern here.
as long as he doesn't recognise us" Alana pointed out waving a hand in Aragorn's direction
Gimli: (Alana) The period went over there somewhere.
"Why Aragorn?!?! Why not Legolas?!?!" Ernedloriel moaned "I totally agree with you! Legolas is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY better then
AW: A cheese stealing mini-balrog.
Strider " "Aragorn"
Legolas: Okay, altogether...
AW: This is certainly getting old.
"And no he's not" Bev said
Legolas: No. Boromir's not
getting old; he's dead.
(Boromir pops out of nowhere.)
Boromir: Watch it, elf. I know where you sleep. (disappears)
(All three blink in surprise.)
AW: Um... ooookay.
"IS TOO!" Ernedloriel and Alana said together "Oi!
AW: Yamette! Onigai!
AW: Never mind.
That's not fair, two against one!" Bev pouted, as the two others burst into laughter.
Gimli: (Alana) Unfairness is funny.
"Join us... Join us..." Alana said in a hypnotised voice.
AW: (Alana) Join the dark side!
Ernedloriel burst into laughter again.
Legolas: (Ernedloriel) Being evil is hilarious!
It took them 5 minutes to calm down, and by this time Aragorn had already been swarmed by the people at Raging FanGirls Inc.
Gimli: (RFG Inc) Here's our business card,
"Have you ever read The Silmarillion?" Alana asked Bev curiously "Yes.. why?"
(AW chokes on his large
AW: And she understood it? I'm having more problems understanding this, than I did the Silmarillion!
"Do you remember that part of the song; the Song of Parting?"
AW: Wasn't that at the end of Casablanca?
"Yeah I've heard that, It's so nice.
Gimli: (Bev) The book I got came with music sheets.
But I can't quote it for you.. " Bev said.
Legolas: (Bev) I'm not that special.
"You should here the elves sing it, it sounds really nice,
Gimli: (Alana) They're so happy that the fangirls are leaving, that they sing it non-stop!
next time you come across Arwen ask her" Ernedloriel recommended "You are correct Ernedloriel, It does sound wonderful when Arwen sings it"
Legolas: But, Arwen hardly
goes anywhere. I've rarely seen her leave a spot more frequently than one
hundred years at a time, at
A soft voice came from the grass beside them, Alana and Ernedloriel nearly screamed. It was Legolas.
Legolas: Yey me!
AW: Run Legolas! Run away!
Alana moved her mouth up and down,
Gimli: Which must have been quite a feat since I do not know any being that can move their facial features around like that.
but no sound came out. Luckly Bev wasn't overly obsessed about him "Could you sing it for us Professor?"
Legolas: No, now get out of my sight.
"Of course Beverly" Legolas replied, giving them a smile, which made Ernedloriel faint.
Gimli: (Legolas, thinking) One down, two to go!
"Farewell sweet earth
and northern sky,
for ever blest, since here did lie
and here with lissom limbs did run
beneath the Moon, beneath the Sun,
AW: Beautiful. Tolkien always did have a way with words.
more fair than mortal
tounge can tell.
Though all to ruin fell the world
and were dissolved and backward hurled
unmade into old abyss,
yet were its making good, for this-
the dusk, the dawn, the earth, the sea-
that Lothien for a time should be."
Legolas: (to the girls) It's finished. Now, go!
Alana was amazed "Wow. The was... beautiful" Legolas smiled again
Gimli: (Legolas) Of course it was, Human. For I am Elf!
"Thankyou". When he left,
AW: Everyone died of a broken heart.
Bev woke up Ernedloriel "WhatdidImiss?" She said, Alana smirked
AW: (Alana) Legolas did a strip tease to 'I'm too sexy'.
"Only the most beautiful elf singing the most wonderful song"
Gimli: (hopeful) Lady Galadriel?
"ARGH!! NO FAIR!" Came Ernedloriel's reply
Legolas: From the bottom of an abyss.
~*~ End Chapter ~*~
(All three cheer.)
A/N: That song is in the book The Silmarillion, and it is very nice in my opinion!
AW: (sulking) Haven't got
to that part yet.
Legolas: (smirking) Having problems?
AW: (defensively) It's like reading a King James Bible!
Chapter four: Of Laptop, Breegirls and Cassandra
AW: That sounds like a summary of the show at a stingy night club!
A/N: I've FINALLY put up the next chapter.. you must forgive me for the delays
Gimli: No. Now be gone!
Cassandra looked around the garden. Ok, why were half the guys oogling her?
(AW rubs his temples and mutters something to himself.)
So she was the most populer girl in school.
Legolas: What was that?
AW: (stops rubbing) Hmm? Or sorry. Just getting a headache from the story and I forgot my Advil.
Gimli: Then why don't you take a break? Legolas and I can hold out for a while longer.
AW: Thanks guys.
(AW picks up his walkman, puts the headphones on and presses play. The two friends left hear 'Lothlorien' being quietly edmitted
from the headphones.)
Still, She was for one guy.
Legolas. Her eye's rested on Alana and her little 'gang'.
Gimli: Rebels without a clue.
How come Alana got to faint in the arms of Legolas?
Legolas: Author's whim!
She was really starting to get on Cassandra's nerves.
Gimli: Funny, Alana has been on my nerves since the beginning of the story.
And Alana was fast becoming populer "I am the most populer girl in school. She's just a mischief maker",
Legolas: (Cassandra) No one is allowed to be more popular than I. It took me a long time to get the pole up there.
that's what she had told all her friends. And the word had spred. A now Alana was referred to as The Grand Mischief Maker.
Gimli: Isn't that Merry's
Legolas: Seconded only to Pippin, of course.
And she was even more populer. That really didn't make Cassandra's day.
Gimli: (Cassandra, sniffing) I'm going to crawl into my sock drawer and sleep for days.
But what really pissed Cassandra oof was the fact that Legolas was ignoring her.
Legolas: Sorry. I was too busy doing important things. Like darning my socks.
Her. The most beautiful girl in school.
Gimli: Isn't teacher/student
relationships frowned upon in modern society?
Legolas: I believe so, not to mention that I am several hundred years older than she is.
He was eyeing Alana. Even Cassandra could see that.
Legolas: I am planning her demise, I assure you.
Cassandra turned to her Aragorn loving friend Amy.
Gimli: Observation #1 - There are two types of fans; Legolas and Aragorn.
"I'm telling you, we will get the guys. Bev and Alana will fall"
Legolas: (Cassandra) Now help me construct a plan to throw them off Minas Tirith.
Cassandra said, Amy just nodded my approval
Gimli: (Amy, thinking) Yes, my liege.
"We need a plan, something to get Legolas's attention, but until we can figure out something.
Legolas: (Cassandra) I'll learn how to speak properly.
I really want to know what they are talking about"
Gimli: Probably about their
corsets or something.
Legolas: I don't think they wear corsets anymore.
Cassandra said, pointing at Alana and her 3 friends,
Legolas: She has three friends now? I'll never be that popular!
they were sitting hunched over something, talking softly, with the occasional giggle..
Gimli: (someone) See? If
you take Aragorn's picture like this and draw a line here and here, you
have a mushroom!
Legolas: (hobbit) Where?!
"Lets go find out Cass" Amy said, grinning evilly
Gimli: (Amy) I've been dying to find out how to transform the Old Grey One's head into a vaccum.
"Have you noticed Cassandra?"That
was Alana. The one that would suffer
"Duh, She's always looknig at you" Bev said
Legolas: (Bev) I think she has a crush on you or something.
"Yeah Al, I seriously think she's jelous" Cassandra narrowed her eyes. Ernedloriel would pay
Gimli: For her sweater that she borrowed and never returned.
"Lor, I don't care, It's not my fault she's a stuck up bitch" Cassandra gasped, she.was.not!
Legolas: Just where is Cassandra hidding? It's not like she has the One Ring or something, correct?
"Al, just post the fic" Fic? As in FanFic? What?
Gimli: (Cassandra) Where? Who? Why am I here? What's the meaning of life?!
"Alright Bev!" What was going on?
Legolas: (Cassandra) Why am I living?
"Hey!!" Ernedloriel was
pointing at something
Gimli: These short forms of the names are horrid. Must everyone have one?
"The BreeGirls have put ANOTHER chapter"
Legolas: Burn it! Smash it!
"Already? Oh Valar, we have so got to read it.. Those girls like TOTALLY Rock"
Gimli: (whoever) So let pigeons land on them and place them in fountains!
"How Come De gets to
'Lick The Dunedain?'"
"Cause, She helps write the fan fics.."
Legolas: (whoever) Authors shouldn't be able to do what I want. It's not fair!
"Relax Bev, I'm not to happy with Jess marrying Legolas"
Gimli: (whoever) That's my job!
"Nor am I Al!"
What did those girls have.
Legolas: Too much pipe-weed, perhaps?
Cassandra decided to go ahave a proper look
Gimli: She put on her reading
Legolas: Nearby ants burst into flame.
"What are you three doing?"
AW: Oh... oh... (covers
his eyes, to himself) I came back at the wrong time. Never come into
the middle of something and try to
make sense of it.
Legolas: Uh... welcome back?
"Why do you care Cass?" Oo, no one but her friends called her that.
Legolas: Kick her in the
AW: The jugular!
She saw Bev hides the laptop,
Gimli: Up her shirt.
AW: *bwrooonng* (Cassandra) Did your stomach just boot up?
a bit to slow
"WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?!?!" She shrieked
AW: (british accent) We found
Legolas: (british accent) How do you suppose a laptop made it's way to Mirkwood?
AW: (british accent) It could have been carried.
The three gulped "What?"
"The Laptop!?! I'm so telling Gandalf"
AW: Uh... where is it plugged
Gimli: The nearest tree outlet?
Cassandra smirked. They would get in trouble for this
AW: (singing) Uh oh. We're in trouble. Something's come along and it's burst our bubble....
"Tell him.." Why was Alana smirking?
The next day, Cassandra
had been yelled at for accusing Alana of having a laptop, which of
corse, had coincdently gone missing.
Gimli: Take that, human!
Don't mess with the author!
AW: And the laptop went back to the plot hole from whence it came.
Legolas: Feeling better?
AW: Yeah. Bring on the next chapter! I am feelin' good!
A/N: Sorry it's a bit short.
Legolas: You were only too kind.
Please don't kill me for putting in the BreeGirls.. they totally rock. And thier fics are so cool!!
AW: (Divana) I so, like,
worship the ground they walk on.